- He or she who laughs......lasts.
- True religion is the life we lead, and not the creed we profess.
- If you don't start, it's certain you won't arrive.
- Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.
- When things go wrong, don't go with them.
- You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.
- When someone tells me the is only one way to do things, it always lights a fire under my butt. My instant reaction is, I’m gonna prove you wrong.
- Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.
- There are three kinds of people in this world: The wills, the won'ts and the can'ts. The first accomplish everything; the second oppose everything; the third fail in everything.
- Fail to prepare; Prepare to fail.
- The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
- The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?
- The way some people find fault, you'd think there was some kind of reward.
- Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
- People who think they know what they're doing are especially annoying to those of us who do.
- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
- Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
- War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
- I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness.
- Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
- Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
- Optimism: Waiting for a ship to come in when you haven't sent one out.
- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
- If you blame someone for your failure, do you credit them for your achievements?
- To err is human, to forgive is not Company Policy.
_-*Shamain*-_
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